Queen of the nerds.
My brother is not actually the Snuffalupagus...he and my excellent sister-in-law are actually very good regular humans. Use your imaginations, people.
I am the self-crowned Queen of the Nerds, currently affording my royal lifestyle by writing documents of the technical type for a very cool company somewhere in the East that makes equipment for aviation. I only bore people with more details than that in person, when I can watch their eyes glaze over.
At the moment, that's really all you need to know about me, isn't it?